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Classy Bitch - Clit Transplant Cures Penis Envy

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[B] Clit Transplant Cures Penis Envy Submission Date: 2010-12-02 By: Classy Bitch [Bi] [Clitorectomy] [Nullification] [Penectomy]

Lacking the Why chromosome and the innate ability to be the fucker rather than the fuckee, a woman makes a medical move to satisfy her urge.

Women, in general, have clits. Nerve-wise, the clit is the female equivalent of the male cock head. Lots of nerve endings there, lots of nerve endings directly wired to the erotic center of the brain.

Women, in general, love to have hard cocks rubbing against their hard clits. The dance of nerve endings is a never ending source of pleasure for many, but many more want more.

Women, in fewer numbers but with a stronger sense of erotic desire, wish they could thrust their clit nerve endings deeper into a pussy, deeper into an ass, deeper into a mouth, deeper into orgasm.

Dr. Clara Phallin is a specialist in gynecology, urology, and your-ology, a rare set of talents. She knows how the blood vessels sail within the world of the clits and cocks. She knows how the electrons flow within the nerve centers of clits and cocks.

Her patient, Abbi, came in complaining of clitoris issues. Her GF is a great licker, as is she, but she wanted to know if there were medical grade penile prosthetics, something with more feeling than the roadside porn shop strap-on dildos. She wanted to fuck her GF and she wanted to feel the erotic sense of penetration.

The good doctor said Abbi had come to the right place at the right time. Turns out she was doing research in just the g-spot area where Abbi had her urges. Turns out she needed eager subjects.

"Please follow me," said doctor to patient. They walked down a serpentine set of halls, even more confusing than most doctors' offices, the maze where it is always easy to get in but often difficult to get out, amusing the medical and clerical staffs no end (just look around next time you're groping your way back to the front counter).

At the end of about the fifteenth hall, the doctor pushed the numeric code to open a solid steel door. They passed through into a brightly lit laboratory bustling with busty nurses shuttling between beds with white sheets draped over sedated patients. The patients were male, an easy deduction because the white sheets had holes through which hard cocks poked.

The doctor explained the scene to Abbi. "These men are some of my urological patients and each has passed through the waiting period to have their desire fulfilled to lose their genitalia. We used to scrap the waste testicles and waste phalluses, but lately we are experimenting with grafting."

The doctor showed Abbi into another room, a room not unlike the previous as there were hard cocks here too but floating like jelly fish in petri dishes, unattached from the men who used to own them.

"Abbi, these are male genitalia that we have removed but are keeping very much alive in a patented solution of genetic gel. They still are fully functional and we have experimented grafting some of these onto female sheep where we have a 50 percent success rate so far in keeping them functional on their new hosts."

Abbi was intrigued and quite aroused. She deduced where the doctor was going with this. "Have you tried human grafting yet?" she asked.

"You would be our first," answered the doctor who sensed what Abbi wanted. "Our highest success rate with the sheep is when we relocate the clitoris of the female sheep onto the glans area of the penis, and that is what we recommend for our first human trial."

Abbi's clit was throbbing at the prospect. She signed off on all the paper work and then went cock shopping. She went from petri dish to petri dish and made her selection. No one reading this report would doubt that she made a great choice - just imagine the most breath-taking male porn star of your dreams and we need say no more.

The operation took place immediately. So far, so good as Abbi recuperates with her new equipment. Within a few weeks she will be ready to put all the parts through their paces. So far, her GF has been allowed into the hospital to lick Abbi's re-located clit into a simultaneous female-male orgasm.

Fornication comes next. Dr. Phallin promises that the eunuch archive will be the first to know the results, the least she can do because most of the penile donors frequented these parts before they were dearly de-parted.