Haremgirl - Egyptian Clitless Jokes
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Egyptian Clitless Jokes Submission Date: 2009-04-27 By: Haremgirl [Clitorectomy]
96% of Egyptian women are clitless. Here's some jokes for them.
Q: What is the hottest night spot in Egypt ?
A: The Clitless Club.
Q: What do you call women with clits in Egypt?
A: Tourists
Q: What's the Taliban's words for women with clits?
A: Infidel bitch.
Q: What kind of sex toys is deemed as 'unmarketable' in Egypt?
A: Anything with clit teaser on it. (There is no clit to tease.)
Q: If most Egyptian women are clitless, why is the clit pump sells better in Egypt than in America?
A: It's the perfect tool to do clitoridectomies.
Three Egyptian women are having coffee and talk about how stupid their husbands are.
Ameena: My husband bought this set of fitness equipments and never use them. Abdullah is fat like a cow.
Nabila: My husband Ahmed bought a lawnmower. We live in an apartment and don't have a garden
Jamila: Last night after my husband, Ali took off to Thailand for a business trip, I open his drawer and found a cock ring with a clit teaser on it. What a stupid guy. He knows I'm clitless.
Q: How do you insult an Egyptian woman ?
A: Give her a clit teaser.
Here's a list of movie produced by Pyramid Production in Cairo, most are rip off of Hollywood movies.
- The Clitless Club ( The Cotton Club)
- Clitless in Cairo ( Sleepless in Seattle)
- Clitless ( Clueless)
- Dude, where's my clit? ( Dude, where's my car ?)
- Clithanger (Cliffhanger)
- Cut Clit Island ( Cut Throat Island )
Q: What kind of piercing is not available in Egypt?
A: Clit piercing. (There is no clit to pierce, lol.)