Clitless Archive Restoration Project

Welcome to my restoration of the Clitless Archive, a website from the Before Times. It was someone's personal passion project, and like many cool pages of the wild early days of the Internet it eventually faded away in the corporate takeover - in this case, when Google Sites was shut down. Having seen this happen to too many of my favorite kinky corners of the web, I was for once prepared with a full site download. Now, as a public service, I am posting these relics of Web 1.0 for others to enjoy.

I have extracted the actual story content from the maze of twisty little autogenerated 2008-era HTML/CSS files, all alike, that they were trapped within, and posted them here as a simple list. I've tried to recreate the original look and feel of the Clitless Archive, though dropping the weird Google Sites structure and all its gloriously spaghetti-coded navigation.

The stories here are not mine, and not all of them are good. I present them as I found them, including some casual in-character misogyny and nonconsent which I must admit I found a bit startling to reread; some of these stories would not be published today even in the most uncensored parts of the cleaned-up Internet. Nostalgia is a trip sometimes.

The stories appear to have been gathered from all over the Internet by the previous archivist, and I have included his occasional disclaimer that he, too, did not write these stories; the email darkboy42 may still exist for all I know, but its owner is not in charge of this website. If you own one of the stories and want it removed, or if you have written a story of female circumcision, clitless life, clit torture, or otherwise relevant subject matter and would like it added, please send a mail to clitless.archive@aidenpaine.com.

I have cleaned up the HTML and corrected many typos, although I have no doubt I missed some. I assert no ownership of these files; feel free to take a full site download for your own purposes. If you are the next custodian of this piece of Internet history, send me a thought for the formatting and tagging work I did, and try to improve on it. And, if you will, please include this index page in your own restoration project. Future archeologists of the web will thank you, if the AIs do not eat us all.

After me comes another; tell him, I too have known.

Aiden Paine, 2026.

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